Tuesday, 19 October 2010

how one bowl of icecream can singlehandedly save the environment

I saw everyone raving on the tweetvine the other day about these giant environmentally friendly bath rocks that allow you to enjoy your bath without feeling guilty about wasting water.


HAH! You fools! You don't need to spend your hard earned dollars on fancy plastic rocks! I'm no mathematitian but I'm pretty certain that you just need to be fat (like me) or pregnant (like me) and then your body mass takes up so much space in the bath you could fill it with the tears from one fairy (small, magical, watery tears) and feel completely guilt free about the whole "baths waste water" argument. I'm never going to feel guilty about being fat again. I'm saving the world with my body, people, what are you doing?!
Because it's cold tonight but I still feel like eating icecream with copius amounts of milo on top, I'm going to run a hot bath and combine the pleasure of bathing with dessert.

I will not feel guilty about filling the bath to the brim as I know that when I hop out it will really only be a quarter full.
I will not feel guilty about eating icecream with milo as I'm sure I need the calcium and vital minerals for the growth of my unborn.
And if I wash my icecream bowl in the water when I'm done, I think that would adequately burn any calories induced in the eating of the icecream and save any further water being wasted. WIN.

I am a WINNER!
I am delirious.
I am going to bed now.
(Please don't remind me I typed this in the morning.)

14 comments:

the textured leaf said...

I miss you. I miss your humor. Ive been waiting patiently for your return. Im very patient, did you know. Im happy you like icecream and baths or I may not have anything to read tonight, x

Sally said...

Fantastic. All is good in the world :)

Sally said...

... oh and I adore that photo of you have icecream in the bath. Brilliant!

willywagtail said...

Hahahahaha! Win/win. Nothing better than that. Those skinny girls have to waste far too much money to get where we are. hahaha Hope you had a good sleep Cherrie

CurlyPops said...

I can't believe those silly rocks - a couple of house bricks does the trick!
Enjoy that ice-cream and milo - that's one of my faves. Have you tried it with malted milk powder on top?

Tracey said...

Haha - that's so awesome! :)

Icecream and milo is a wonderful combination!! :D

Kate said...

Those rocks are simultaneously a great idea and super WEIRD.

Hoorah for fat arses in baths! Water displacement will save the world!

ejorpin said...

Ok, you may be a winner but you also kind of suck because now I really, really want some ice cream with a TON of crunchy milo on top - chances of getting Milo in Seoul? Zilch. Boo to you!

cashsmart said...

hahaha yes!
You are very talented-- witty, truthful, and poignant.

twirlingbetty said...

Absolutely hilarious. Loved it to bits. Frankly, I feel anything can be justified on the basis of your newborn requiring nutrients. But if you can also whack in some kind of Target 155 (or is that just in Victoria? Anyway...water saving thingy blah blah) justification, well that's just brilliant.

jorjiapeach said...

this just made my night.

Maxabella said...

You're back! Yay!

And I never knew the extra kegs I am lugging around were so environmentally friendly. I feel all green and fresh now. x

yaga said...

ahahahahaaa! where's that pizza-delivery number! I'm gonna have a bath RIGHT NOW!!
*rofl*
thanks for making me laugh, love your writing style!
love and bubbles
yaga

violentlyinlove said...

ice cream and a bath...my plans have been locked in for the night. :) maybe when it's warm consider hot chocolate in the shower.

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